How to look smart

Advertising Week runs October 1st  - 6th in New York. No, I’m not going either (alas).

But for those of you who are, advertising agency, Colle + McVoy Minneapolis, has come up with a way to make you appear erudite and sound genius. It’s the Advertising Week Question Generator app.

The app creates searingly brilliant questions for you to ask seriously brilliant panellists during the Q & A sessions, by fitting together a beginning, a middle and an end from searingly clever prewritten segments.

No matter what combo you use, your question will be in fluent adspeak.

Eg, “Yeah, but can’t we just + create a paradigm shift for + crowdsourcing our own jobs”

or, “How do you expect to + create a paradigm shift for + Google Wallet”

or even, “How many years before humanity can + monetize + Google Wallet”

Good, eh?

Definitely a must for the Caxtons?